19 October 2011

Day 72ish

Had some interesting times lately including dressing up as a zombie with a friend, only to arrive to find the event cancelled, and instead going on an impromptu photo shoot around town.


Also spent a full day farming, including harvesting soybeans and corn, driving a tractor and a combine, and learning quite a bit more, like how to convert a chicken that is walking into a chicken in a cook pot.


Today I got a crappy haircut and remembered about halfway through it that I wanted to check out a local place called "The Man Salon" (seriously) and see just what kind of mess that entailed in this part of the country. I think they're a pretentious barber shop with exaggerated masculinity themes. As it is, I probably won't need another haircut before I go home, hopefully.

People up here are starting to hint at finding reasons for me to stay. I take that as a compliment but don't think I could handle the real cold.

I had a humorous fortune cookie today worth sharing because it was 100% accurate. Also the "Learn Chinese" on the back side was "I'm not very good at Chinese." which is just brilliant.


"A package of value will arrive soon."




"Confirm the following shipment has been delivered."

Today I Harvested: Hair!
and petted 1 cats (not the one shown below from Sunday but D'awwwww)




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14 October 2011

Day 67

Not a ton of time to write, just going to share pictures. On my way into town for a fun evening after a very very long week of work. Today was a day off, so you know what that means!

Today I harvested clothes, leaves, and Beans!





















Bye leaves! Abscission Verboten!





Headed to town, surreal lighting:






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08 October 2011

Morning 62(?)

Yesterday/Today I did some of my favorite things with some of my favorite people of Sioux Falls (and Iowa). That's all!

Today I harvested tokens, Christmas gifts, flu antibodies (in vaccine), playing cards, memberships, beats, tickets (good kind), rune stones, trail mix, pancakes, and winnings.
And petted 0 cats.


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01 October 2011

Still alive

I REALLY want to blog some of the experiences and pictures of my last two weeks but I just haven't had any time!

Here, I'll upload one picture from today and then let you know that today I harvested dirt from underground and petted 1 friendly old barn cat.

Tomorrow is Superhero Saturday and I'll be starting my day at the gym where I will change into my Captain America costume after working out.




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16 September 2011

Day 38

I've got a pretty nice deal here, I mean, other than funding my appetite for food and exploring the regions attractions, I don't have much in the way of expenses. So when my Grandfather comes to my door and asks whether I've had enough sleep yet I feel pretty obligated to say yes to his question and all the subsequent effort that it represents.

Today I started off exploring one of the farmstead buildings I had never been in before. It was the old hog house, abandoned as far as I can remember. Man was this place a sty! (couldn't resist) Lots of implements of farming, specifically pig raising, were still stored inside, as well as piles of lumber and also old hay bales in the loft. Unfortunately I have a minor allergy to hay and tend to handle it as little as I can manage on the ranch. Fortunately I had a dust mask to help a little, and I'm all dosed up on my over-the-counter. This made the morning just bearable. Did I mention it was 46 degrees in the sunshine? Yeah the early cold is passing through but they promise the warm will return. Still, hard labor made things heat up quickly. The idea was to remove an inner wall from a feed room.


If you saw on Facebook, this was effort that required aggressive persuasion by use of sledgehammer. I actually loved it, I'd do it all day on a warmer day with less musty hay lying around.
I did find some really cool relics, which is pretty commonplace among my uncles' farms. Like this old heater stove which my Grandpa explained he would use to warm baskets of cold piglets while the sows ate their dinner so the piglets would be lively instead of stiff from the winter cold. (he'd set the wooden baskets on top of the heater) How small they must have been!


I'm considering researching restoration techniques to remove the rust and maybe re-coat what metal remains. It may even be functional. Then I'd have to decide whether to keep it or sell it, as keeping it would require shipping. However, this is exactly the kind of souvenir from this adventure (the whole adventure) I'd like to find.

I also learned why adult pigs are fitted with nose-rings. It keeps them from rooting. Rooting is when a pig or boar goes digging in the undergrowth with it's about or tusks, looking for food. It's just a natural behavior but in a domesticated environment it usually just means they spill their food trough all over. So they get a ring that pokes them when they stick their snout in something. I wonder if "punks" with pierced noses know that it's a reflection of being put "under control". I doubt it for most. Also, this little bottle was on a shelf, I crushed another one like it as I walked through the straw that had fallen in from above. The bottle likely contained "pig liniment" because "that's what the old vet would give ya to give to the pigs."



I often wonder what exactly the active chemical ingredients are. My grandparents still use "green salve" on any healing open wounds. It's probably sixty years old but I've tried it and a cut or scrape heals about twice as fast as with an antibiotic cream and a bandaid.

Anyway, we got the boards, I wish I had taken a better picture of the hog house interior.



Picture an all wood long low barn about 30' wide and 100' long with the main entrance in the middle of the 30' end. The inside corridor has side stalls and a ladder goes up to a loft running through the center rafters. In this case, the roof has holes or is completely gone in some areas but the majority is still covered and the glass is still in most of the dusty windows. It's neat. And sad. "My dad had this built just before I took over farming, so probably about 1922. I use to have gates in the middle so each sow would get to the right pen but then I got better at it and tired of stepping over all those gates and eventually I was done with pigs, just too much work." Stories like these are just priceless and make all the effort effortless.

The boards were for a completely different project but if I got ambitious there are about seven of those old storage buildings that are in various state of collapse that I could sledgehammer and crowbar to my heart's content.

It's pretty customary out here to just burn all your garbage that doesn't recycle and the burn barrel and surrounding open slat fence (allows windflow through the fire to pull the smoke up and away) needed attention. Unfortunately redoing the fence first required us to gather some lumber (check) (but there are piles of lumber all over...) and also to remove about 3 square yards of landscaping rock that had been stored around the burn bin and now there was a use for around the house. So we tore down the old fence and dug up the fence posts and shoveled the rocks and spread them around the new plastic weed barrier we laid. Afterward we stopped for a beer but we'll get to the construction on another day.



I also had promised to change the oil in the loaner F-150 I've been using and I figured I was overdue on my promise. I had purchased the oil and filter about a week ago and just needed a nice day and some time to do it. Well let me just say, on the record, that I can change the oil on my '97 Ford without spilling a drop anywhere and in about 20 minutes. I don't even need a jack, I fit right under it comfortably. It's very rewarding.



Well changing the oil on this 2000 F150 is rewarding like baby-sitting your ex's angry chihuahua might be rewarding. I don't know why in the world they would move the oil filter forum conveniently right behind the bumper in the drive front wheelwell in one model to way up under the shock bar of the front axel at the engine. The end result is, once I squeeze under (I refused to use the hydraulic jack on principle) this slightly lower to the ground pickup, I had to scrape and bang my knuckles all up to get the filter wrench around the filter and then it had to leak all over this drip pan over the support bar (this is the intentional design now, before spilling out about four inches away on the other side nowhere near where I have the catchpan. Plus, the old filter of course has (super thick, black as night, when the heck did you last change this anyway) used oil in it and is sideways so it's now spilling out all over said scraped knuckles and nearly onto my face while I scrape my hand again rushing to adjust the pan. Then the filter, which I've titled up to gain some assistance from gravity (upside-down on my back) WILL NOT FIT out of the engine block and frame without being turned sideways again. It may be safer up there in an accident or whatever dumb excuse Ford might have for moving the filter but I think if you aren't going to be getting into accidents anyway it's much nicer to be able to reach in from the side of the car and calmly and carefully unscrew and replace the part, especially for one's knuckles.



And yeah, I managed to use my phone to take some pictures for you all without getting oil all over it (because this was still the oil pan draining, not the nightmare filter).

But even though it was a very cold day, it was beautiful today and because there is a freeze tonight I took some time to take some pictures of the flowers that were still in bloom up until tomorrow.




















The potted ones my Grandma had me bring inside the breezeway so they'd stay warmer.



And I picked a few of my favorites for the table, because they might as well die prettily.





Today I Harvested: Lumber, Motor Oil, Landscape Rock, Stories, and Flowers.
And Petted 0 cats, for which I have no excuse as it was my "day off" after all!

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13 September 2011

Day 36

Finally got to meet my boss boss today, he reminds me a little of a certain townhouse owning friend of mine.

Also enjoyed some nice pizza in town tonight and a pint of Fat Tire. Doesn't hold a candle to Lazy Moon though, which I genuinely missed today.

The best news though is that I finally got over to pet the cats! Maybe not a big deal to you guys but I had a blast.

Today I harvested: Pizza.
And petted 6 cats.

















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10 September 2011

Argh

Blog editor closed without saving a draft so now you get cliff notes version.

Yesterday went to Andy Warhol exhibit at city Gallery and the used book store. Learned that James Dean had a romantic relationship with his male housemate.

Today going to sidewalk art festival briefly before work and picked up a bouquet I ordered for Grandparents' Day tomorrow. I figured it would be good to do as I am staying with them and eating their food.

Today I harvested: Flowers
And petted 0 cats.


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02 September 2011

Day 26

Oh man, I know this is going to put a huge gap in the entries but I can't recall what all has happened on which days and what got harvested when.

I got a little cold (it was actually pretty severe) that knocked me out of commission for a few days in there but I was very vigilant about keeping the germs from spreading and I don't think anyone from work or at home caught it.

I got my first paycheck, woot! I'm looking forward to paying off a few expenses and saving up for some future ones. I decided to open a local account rather than attempt to remote bank with my FL one. That was a painless process and I was amused to be confused as an "Ag" (Agricultural) customer and had to clarify that I just wanted basic checking. More local flavor!

The store is looking great, there's a few minor things that need tweaking but are waiting on parts to be shipped so we are as ready as we can get for tomorrow's opening.

I'm surprised that some of the employees really are excited to buy some of the things themselves but it proves what I've been told, if you really want it you buy it first! Apparently we have no guarantees of restocking anything that sells out because of the distribution and varying levels of inventory in warehouses. Indeed, there are some cool things we have and I've considered a few fun gifts. Most of all I want to get in touch with my friends who have small children and might want some cute costumes this year.

The state fair started today and I was contemplating driving the two hours to see it on Saturday, just to get a feel for more of the state than just here but not a single person has expressed that is a good idea. Everyone has unanimously said I'd be wasting my time, so I won't even be going for the novelty factor.

Alternately, there is a local Christian music festival being held south of town this weekend. It's free, and they expect around 300,000 people. There's going to be 100+ bands on about 10 stages so I can't think it could possibly be disappointing. As long as there's some loaves and fishes, by which I mean grilled meats to eats. My interest was actually piqued when the paper mentioned there is a skatepark and BMX performance too. Comparatively the state fair has stock car races and 3 bands over 3 nights and might not even be free.

So we'll see how I'm feeling this weekend. If I go on an adventure I'll try to bring a full charge for the phone camera and I'll avoid any cups of kool-aid.

Today I harvested: Anticipation
And petted 0 cats since my last post! :(

Oh yeah, and some beets:


(Ronald Regan guards my ice creams)

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24 August 2011

Day 16

I made it to church this morning. My grandmother was so eager to get out the door (well in advance of the necessary time) I felt like commenting "It's like Jesus himself is going to be there..." but I didn't think it would be well received. Then I went back to reflect on my catechism / confirmation classes (I had two as it was part of the private school curriculum and my sunday school) Really, if you aren't going to church with the attitude that Jesus himself is going to be there, then you probably don't need to go at all. I mean to say, that's a sign of strong faith to believe in the divine presence in church, but the music and the socializing are additional perks.

Anyway, the tiny (quite picturesque, I'll photo it on a future visit) country church has an incredible pastor who I've enjoyed on family visits to this area previously. She (the pastor) basically the target audience for Kashi foods; a vegetarian, hiker, philosophist, yoga-instructor. She's very much outside the expectations of this church's image but also exactly what they needed, so hey, maybe there is a divine plan.

Anyway, she's smart and creative and a great speaker, so I don't mind getting up to go. And this Sunday she talked about (Simon) Peter's Confession, and how we associate the term "confession" with sins, crimes, etc. However the word means to speak what's on your mind. She did a cool experiment with the congregation where we confessed our thoughts on our weekend in less than a minute to someone we came with. It was interesting to hear how she described the human mind's ability to recollect details as far back as our first memories of self-awareness and then tied it in to Jesus and his disciples walking along. I thought my generation might be slightly better at confessing because we have text messages and social networks and blogs like this one. The "homework" from church was to be more mindful of what we meditate ("chew over", previous week's sermon) on each day so that the things we confess to the world are truly things we value.

For dinner (lunch) my aunt and uncle came and joined us, and brought OMGTASTESSOOGOOD sweet corn from their garden.




Afterwards everyone had hearty naps, it was the right weather and mood for napping around here.

This evening my Grandpa asked if I'd be interested in throwing beanbags. Now, keep in mind, I insist on going down the stairs ahead of him in case he slips, and he's probably lost 100 lbs in the past decade, but bless him anyway, at ninety years old he can still hurl those beanbags with ridiculous accuracy. He beat me all three games 27-15, 21-19, 21-0. I was grateful they have no skunk rule.

Today I harvested: Humility
And petted 0 cats.

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Day 15

Today I mostly hid from labor, because it was a blessed day off. I'll have more of them, interspersed in my week later, but going from unemployed to a full M-F 40 hours is a bit jarring!

My grandparents asked me to come along to customer appreciation day at the local grain elevator. A grain elevator is like the inverse of a gas station, kind of. You harvest your grain from your farm and take it there and they put it into their tanks. (Also you can get paid at the current rate or at the rate you previously locked in at, it's like stock markets that way. Of course there are Gas Banks that lock in prices for gas too, so the strange analogy holds.)



I enjoyed the sliced pork BBQ and the potato salad. There was beer available too, but I decided not to push it. I kind of looked the part, even my Grandmother commented on that point, but you can't just buy a wolf from zoomart and stick it into a random pack. I'm saying I stuck out because it was a small community.

Well, I didn't mind all the "who's that guy" stares because I needed to be along to help my grandparents. They could have gone alone but I worry about their ability to safely be mobile. Ironically I gained a little more acceptance when I literally caught another of the elderly in attendance. There was a guy who turned around to get a napkin and his momentum was more than he could shuffle. I dropped my food and caught him around the shoulders. Apparently he had fallen twice recently and just gotten out of the hospital. They insisted I take extra food or that one, but still the younger farmers showed some fangs under their seed-company ball-caps when I walked past the barrels of beer :D

It's ok Farmers, come October I'll be driving a combine down the cornrows too (hehe, EJ) and then I'll learn to talk about the weather and stick my hands in my pockets properly.



Also, I left my grandparents to socialize while I went on a much needed grocery trip in the town grocery store. While perusing the six aisles I came across something bizarre. They had a very limited inventory but an abundance of uncommon potato chip flavors. I bought Szechuan.





Today I harvested: (More) Local (uncommon) Flavor
And Petted 0 Cats

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20 August 2011

Day 14

Work continues to go smoothly. I love the random costumes that stand out to me. There's a ton of merchandise but ultimately it's all about the costumes.



After work my aunt invited me to join her and my uncle at her corporate picnic. He had described it as some inexpensive food and a little concert. She shared that the last time they had thrown one it had included a concert with Cheryl Crow and Rascal Flatts. This year's was not intended to compete with that massive event but it was still very impressive.

The company is called Sanford Health, which has grown from a Sioux Falls hospital into a massive healthcare network in three states. It's really a cool company and my aunt takes a lot of pride in working for them.



The weather looked kind of uncertain and I was very under-dressed for the fast dropping temperatures.




The below picpost is taken from the perspective of about 200 ft in front of the above Sanford corporate building.



So you can see it's kind of BIG. Also, hi Aunt and Uncle!

Well I don't have a lot of fancy words for this part. They had a "Stomp"-like group, a Circus performer troupe, a cover band called Impulse lead by an American Idol finalist (song range ran from Jackson 5, Beatles, Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars, Black Eyed Peas) and finally a country guy with the last name Azar. I guess he writes and produces too, and they had asked him to write a song about the work the Children's Hospital does. It was kind of a neat thing.








The benefactor spoke briefly (Denny Sanford) and he seemed like a warm and genuine man, and the CEO also spoke briefly and he seemed like a CEO. :)


And they closed the evening with some massive fireworks. It was a cool way to welcome the weekend, and in the words of Steven Azar, "I don't have to be me 'til Monday."

Today I harvested: Corporate largess and goodwill

And petted 1 cats.

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Day 13

Work was fairly uneventful today but I did leave a little earlier so that I could join my Grandfather back at the fair in the adjacent county.

He had managed to score tickets to the Demolition Derby. Oh man was this ever fun. They destroyed about 40 cars and 8 pickups. The tickets were a fundraiser for the after-prom party (to discourage teenager-ing after prom) and there were significant cash prizes (I assume provided by sponsors or entry fees) for the top three cars in every category.

I had no problem believing all the hype leading up to this event because people in South Dakota are absolutely terrible drivers.

When I moved to Florida I thought the drivers there were much worse than Virginia, because they were much more aggressive and fast. Now I'm grateful for that training. I've narrowly avoided two accidents myself in these two weeks and two of my co-workers have had minor accidents during their lunches and two others already didn't have their licenses because they'd been suspended.

So if there's one thing I knew I could count on the country boys to do well around here (other than impregnating) it was put massive engines into rusty cars and mash them into each other.

Result!



Basically it was 6-8 cars at a time and the survivors moved on. They were still "in" until they removed their "flag" stick. If their engine died they had 2 minutes to restart it. My phone died before the end but the last two standing at the end of 7 "races" (rounds?) were chasing each other around the disabled other 6 mashed up cars and both of their engines were so beat up that they both died twice and restarted twice. It was hilarious to watch.



After each round the "dead" cars were removed. It was a point of pride if the driver could get it running enough to hobble out on their own power. Sometimes they just needed to be unstuck from another car or the concrete barrier. Then they were eligible to enter the "consolation round" and try for the last spot in the finale (like coming up the loser's bracket)





It was a great night, the storms skirted the fair all evening, and I had some quality time with my 90 year old Granddad. I even tried Chislic (a roasted spiced lamb skewer) and some local homemade ice cream.

Unfortunately bad storms earlier in the day had actually rained and hailed on some trucks that were delivering the finale fireworks so they were cancelled. I mention it because it lead to the most incredible quote of the night as I was walking to get the car.
Young boy to mother (in a church parking lot): "Mom, why aren't there going to be fireworks now?"
"Because of fucking Barack Obama."

Seriously.




Today I harvested: Mayhem!
And petted 0 cats.

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